Garage Sale Stripper

No one goes to garage sales like my mother. She is the perfect little boy scout - always prepared. Always prepared for anything. She wears her comfy shoes and brings an extra pair in case of muddy yards. She brings her maps, snacks, money, even items to trade or barter with. She has detailed notes she makes from the ads in the newspapers. She has her sunblock, sunglasses, and umbrella. If she thinks it might be useful, she brings it. She loads up the car and off she goes. As well prepared as she thinks she is, one particular Saturday of garage saling left her scarred for life. She now adds one additional it to her endless supplies...To read more, go to http://www.helium.com/items/946127-humor-garage-sales

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